We're all Karen's
Men and women alike
Lost in the dark
Yokes of the human psyche
We're all clueless
Smart or dumb no matter
Wild and wacky
Mad as the next hatter
Poems
I'm an original Karen who'd tell you what's what
tarnished spoon in my mouth, a stick up my butt
I'd criticize everything, two cent worth a big zero
delusionally believing I'm the human being hero
in pathetic, whiny bitchy and complaining retort
I'm right you're wrong, my periods ending report
The yarn 'tis true, a well-known fact
Jesus up in heaven, drives a cadillac
he rise from dead to move his stoner
to suck on pussies and eat the boner
he licks all flesh, bird mammals fish
for him to bite me 'tis a hardon wish
then I can be a crazy ghoulie as well
smells like pearls, but reeks like hell
If you think gods are real, eat my shorts
Gods are not real but fictitious
Man-made trumped up and make believe
If you think you know someone is
looking down on you, eat my shorts
Truths are not what you say you know
Truths are found only in science
Heaven's not a place, eat my shorts
The truth and nothing but the truth
As found in Romans 69:
Keep your folk tales out of my mouth!
There is no God and there are no Gods, they're culture's fiction and they're fake
the deity stories are all made up, just like tall tales by Twain for goodness sake
there is no truth in superstitious lore, the fact base came before there's science
in modern observations, all creators of yesteryear are far out from compliance
there's no Forrest Gump and no Huck Finn; as real life will never be their forte
the belief you hold 'tis not non-fiction, and invalid doesn't matter who you say
I'm a practicing Buddhist pushing loving kindness well,
but then the word arrives may you all go straight to hell
I'm feeling quite hopeful for a future family of mankind,
yet the next gesture made 'tis of you kissing my behind!
I'm trying to remember ne'er to judge gossip nor malign
still I'm calling you a loser in present moment real time
I've done tons of therapy to heal a trauma from my past
while diarrheas brew within my stinking-thinking ass!
The fires swept up and down dry hills
Hot blazing flames stoked by the wind
Consuming Californian homes
Homeowners angry and chagrined
Before the fires not one complaint
Plump lotuslands of status quo
Soil rife with rich pomposity
Taxpayers rolling in the dough
Their coliseums blazed to ash
Shock turned to finger-pointing blame
Like Romans gluttonized by greed
Complacency fanned every flame
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the greatest of them all?
Scientists who seek the truth
Fighting folly nail and tooth
Without science I'm in terror, bewildered by the flame
without science I'm taken, by Dr. Blood Letting Insane
without science I'm pedestaled, risen up with the God
without science I'm ridiculed, put out as a dirtiest dog
Without science I'm possessed, by devil underground!
without science I'm evil, hogtied then dutifully bound
without science I'm gone, never fact as explains there
I'm simian sans the science, an ape man stuck in fear
Privilege, power, ego, greed
ape hypocrisy and tyranny!
Buckle up now little piglets
be as the freedom un-freed!
I'm navigating a human life, and I want to be like Newton
he's on my team with Pascal, as for them I'm only rooting
Astronomer Galileo Galileo! he's way up high with Kepler,
or Galen lesser known, the father of anatomy's dissectors
oh Leonardo DaVinci, now whom hasn't heard that name
sees Nicolaus Capernicus's sun center solar system fame
Aristotle and Hippocrates, the Greeks were first on board!
but my GOAT's deGrasse Tyson, I like his scientific sword
Buy the ticket
And take the ride
Do loops the loops
Fly high and wide
Kick the bucket
And join the rest
Before you go
Just do your best
