Romans 69: Eat My Shorts

If you think gods are real, eat my shorts

Gods are not real but fictitious

Man-made trumped up and make believe

If you think you know someone is

looking down on you, eat my shorts

Truths are not what you say you know

Truths are found only in science

Heaven's not a place, eat my shorts

The truth and nothing but the truth

As found in Romans 69:

Keep your folk tales out of my mouth!