If I've seen one First Amendment auditor, I've seen them all
and I'm appalled at what I'm seeing as tyranny's disturbing
and this violent sheeple herding goes on sans a broken law!
Why are you policing me, out here doing not one act wrong?
your duties to protect me, moving smooth democracy along
your jobs not to judge me, decide I'm breaching-o-the-peace
our sworn law enforcers must all injustice desist and cease
Unfocused man without ego,
Euell Gibbons hugging a tree
brews as cultures first Karen
this 'tis how I've come to me
Fearful ashamed in re Ganja,
as tool no handle new stress
how sidetrack and triggered
I'm manifest as from a mess
Look at me, look at me
Who I am, what I know
Watch me climb to the top
Look at me steal the show
Look at me, look at me
Where I go, what I do
Watch me take all I want
Look at me not be you
Look at me, look at me
When I talk, what I say
Watch me rise up and rule
Look at me rue the day
It doesn't at all matter who you are in this world,
because you'll just end up another rich soil's dirt
whether good or bads, in glad happiness nor sad
that's just how all the science of it actually work
It doesn't really matter who you were 'pon earth,
although I hope you were a kind and loving sort
still nothing of it reads as important here at end
and I'll share this with you in the Nihilist report
Dawn hath cracked and our day 'tis on!
all my memory lurks o'er the misty fog
I'll do what's right as the Buddhas said,
read Psychology books inside my head
Being young is far from perfect
Fast-tracking from the showroom floor
Hanging on might not be worth it
But most old clunkers go for more
I'm hearing the cadence, 'tis here in my brains,
I'm awed and inspired by such a lovely refrain
but out in the world, rhythms lone in my head,
the ode sounds clunky when abnormally read
Please look at our Earth from the moon, you'll see,
one mighty Homo-sapiens beneath an Acacia tree
if you'll look more closely, you'll know that 'tis me
Oh no not him my dears he's the tall, dumb giraffe,
I'm the one on the left, but I'll forgive stupid gaffes
as King of this Earth I wield huge, egotistical staff
so please listen my dears to evil's diabolical laugh
