I have a bad relationship with food
Food psyches me out in many different ways
It controls and confounds me to no end
Putting me a puppet food fight maze
My marionette strings are reclusive
Attached to my brain by some fuzzy force
They pull and tug on my mind all day long
Filling me with raw food for thought remorse
Some people think food fights are so funny
But I don't think they're any fun at all
They twist me up into puppet string knots
Making me a runaway food rag doll