Dr. A-Hole and Mr. Nice (Good Twin, Bad Twin)

I'm a practicing Buddhist pushing loving kindness well,

but then the word arrives may you all go straight to hell

I'm feeling quite hopeful for a future family of mankind,

yet the next gesture made 'tis of you kissing my behind!

I'm trying to remember ne'er to judge gossip nor malign

still I'm calling you a loser in present moment real time

I've done tons of therapy to heal a trauma from my past

while diarrheas brew within my stinking-thinking ass!