I screwed a lot of pooches
And dropped too many balls
I fumbled and I stumbled
Missing all the wake up calls
I got high on lead balloons
And badly crashed and burned
At length I came to nothing
Flouting lessons never learned
I routinely missed the mark
And fell flatly on my face
I blundered and I floundered
Fluffing off each self-disgrace
I executed poorly
And rolled way too many dice
By and large I came to know
Only love's what cuts the ice