I think sitting down with good intentions,

to write poetry about anything or nothing

'tis our worthwhile Homo-sapiens pursuit 


Verses may have no meaning whatsoever,

and convey powerful or harmful emotions

but human art 'tis the mystical taking root

I'd planned on murdering Tucker Carlson,

when he'd gone to the store all by himself

for what reason each and every Thursday, 

he lone shopped while restocking shelves


Shadowing him right over to lunch meats,

a monkey wrench got thrown in my plans

here came face to face with Sean Hannity!

so, I man-slaughtered instead the big ham


Glancing over I saw Carlson's near coolers,

transferring two one-gallon sweet tea jugs

he's staring straight at me and drops them,

so, I shoot him too with the leftover's slugs


Needless to say I won't make it outta there,

off-duty cops in the pickle's aisle had been

no time remaining for reloading any gusto,

so, my blood flows like sweet tea's revenge

Be the black sheep

True to your color

The odd sad man out

Through time interstellar


Praise the black sheep

Loved but forgotten

One blip of quick time

Living large but not rotten

They're like us, don't you know

In a less crazy way

Lost in life, on their own

In that large living way


Let them go, wish them well

That's just how the wheels turn

We had nothing to tell

And so much more to learn

Quite certain if I won millions in a state's lottery,

then you'd take some interest in talking with me


And isn't good enough it appears sending poetry,

which leads to a bad social reflection, apparently

When I sent you an email written in poem form,

'twas me communicating in thoughts about you

although not directly did I ask how you're doing,

I believed it's mention less my reach out 'tis true


When uncles send poems to nephew and nieces

I'd think you could ask yourself what would I do

to be in my sixties and still sending out limerick

while siblings' kids don't seem to care about you

One more poem, one more breath

One more sip of cream and honey 

Then the pain, thoughts of death

I just hope the place is sunny

No more life, no more lark

Gone is gone, in the dark

No more romp, no more roll

Lost is lost, black soul hole

No more fun, no more cum

Dead is dead, done is done

The odds of being born as human me

are about four-hundred trillion to one


Chance of having one human orgasm

becomes zero once lifetimes are done

Still here

Alive

Awake

Breathing

fresh air

Still here

Heads-up

Honed in

Feeling

aware

Still here

Alert

Anew

Snappy

drum snare

Still here

Long-lived

Washed-out

Beat-up

old bear

I peered into the mirror and eyed my corpse,

the skull resembled Pirates of the Caribbean

I reflected 'pon landscapes of my own doom,

small wonder somewhere tropically themed

When an end 'tis near and the energy's gone,

we're not able to even lift one scrawny finger

no more filling our bellies or rubbing one out,

yes, only penned sonnets forever shall linger

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