You're my sweetheart of a twin,

'tis jolly life we're swimming in


Oh, we sailed supersonic winds,

'pon two grand adventure grins!

My sweetheart of a twin

'Tis a jolly life we're in

A microsecond grin

As faint as dying wind

There is no wild and precious life

More favored in the eyes of gods

All bones of fair-haired worthiness

Have beaten evenly the odds


There are no wild and precious lives

More prized by blood and tears alone

All stiffs of earnest nothingness

Squat equally upon life's throne

Spock's now a legendary icon here in 3023

no one cares he's fictitious in olden days tv

we only worship logic and pure rationality

as science is our faith Spock fits us to a tee

Daddy, my science teacher says the Earth's 4.5 billion years old

they don't know anything; Earth's 6.000 years old bible says so!


Mommy, my science teacher says the men that wrote the Bible 

thought the Earth was flat and at the center of all the Universe

well, that teacher doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about


Mommy and Daddy, my science teacher said God's just an idea

that human beings made him up to help our life feel less scary

to explain earthquake, flood, volcanos, tornados, and mortality


Well if that ain't about the stupidest thing I've ever even heard

I'm goin' to your school first thing in the mornin' to tell on him

Life is momentary

A dreamy, gilded cage

Short fused by frail design

Cut short in ripe old age


Life is ungraspable

An odd candelabrum

Short wicks in melting wax

Held fast by spirit gum

Oh, please say I believed in science,

please add in some mystical charm

yes, delete misunderstood snippets,

afore my remembrance 'tis harmed


Oh, please say I believed in all facts,

which breathe in a theoretical truth

with forbearance of a futuristic seer

lived courageously in poetical proof

What words will the grievers write

For comrades soon departed

Laundry lists of platitudes

And tropes to get them started


Long-revolving doors of death

Bring out the best in others

Party lines of puffery

And documented druthers


What praise will the mourners heap

For their loved one's tagged big toe

Chestnuts bud from shibboleths

And the best in obit show

There's a time before my birth,

which hereto didn't exist at all

where matter of my mutations

muddles in spaces quite small


There'll be eons post my death,

when after equals every before

and memories of my existence

will disappear at invisible door

I wonder and wonder

My thoughts charged as thunder

In a lightning-bolt life

Of bleary-eyed blunder

Dabble in truth

Dibble all sooth

In the orchards of

Chauncey Gardner

You're on to something true, robust and high-test

Delving deep to convey secret meaning

You're up to goddamn good, getting oaths off your chest

Forming free verses ready for screening


You're getting the real feel, free and unchecked

Running runes of poetic inkling

You're right where you should be, letting truth reflect

The manna of florid freethinking

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