Yes the only hope, the only promise is faith in this
all humans coming together in science truth bliss
dancing and chanting as over seven billion strong
our most factual and wholly, scientific truth song
I'm happy for me, I'm happy for you
I'm happy for her, I'm happy for him
I'm happy for we, I'm happy for them
I'm happy I'm happy, I'm happy again!
I've been a bully, and I've been bullied
but I'm not a mean coward anymore
I still get bullied though, mostly subtly
a look that says I'm not good enough
or I'm too old and it's all too late for me
Mad looks from envious, broken men
gratefully, I've never been badly bullied
and when I come across bullies today
I image moments when the tables are
turned on them, and they beg for mercy
like the pathetic crybabies they all are
The world was not made for Adam
His snakes and aggregate fruit
like figments of the imagination
manducating sagacity
Diddo for dear departed Eve
Her ersatz and burning faith
like faculas from the sun
zapping pome leaves to dust
The one and only hindmost hope
in this godless and gardenless
sphere of cosmic circumgyration
Is the wholly scientific truth
The whole truth and nothing but
so help our star-crossed oblivion
When I wrote 'Good Dope'
I knew I'd swung a dinger
an out of park, into stands
winner, and that my dear
father would've celebrated
the homer as a cutting edge
description of scientific truth
Those feelings you can get of being close to God
when you're sensing a deep connection with Him
receiving definite signs and signals back from Him
rapturous ecstasy flowing through you as pure joy
love for Him, yourself, and all else crystalline clear
well, that's the highest of Homo-sapient hormones
delivered by your brain as dopamine's best emotion
I'm gone now, so this is posthumous,
oh my god I so want to be alive again!
I want to breath fresh air and eat food!
I want to feel the hot sun upon my skin!
I want to be in the light and not the dark!
I want to know laughter one more time!
I want to cry and have the teardrop fall!
I want to sip and taste sweet well water!
I want more time, please, just a little bit!
If as you believe there's only one god
plus he's a he, which is fucking weird
and we're his biggest accomplishment,
why the hell would he make us so small
and put us out in the middle of nowhere?
You go on to claim your god made a son
that needed a human mom but not a dad
and this godchild walked on top of water
and rose up after being dead in his grave
which makes you bat shit crazy my friend
Your religion stated Earth sits in the center
our planet is only six-thousand years young
geographically the world lays as entirely flat
after your alternate facts, science truth came
and enlightened us all to your goddamned lie
Now there're no living god in your fake churches
you've exactly zero direct lines to lords supreme
so, you're a bunch of highly evolved chimpanzees
flailing your hairy arms in anticipation of bananas
fully out of your minds, loony bastards and bitches
Yes, we're each the most important character in our own story
but all are insignificant sub-plots compared to the much bigger
main tale, the one about how the entire Universe, including us,
came to be, and the answer to that question is in science truth
the only actual knowledge existing in the Universe, because all
else is simply meaningless stuff until a scientific description is
assigned, so science (and her many branches) is the only reality
I'm feeling three-quarters fantastic, one-quarter meh
but since fabulous mood is really what matters most
I'll take the one-fourth percent loss gratefully smiling
Now as looking good's concerned, this point is muted
aged cells and overused skin have undone my telling,
I'm hanging onto the first three-fourths with all I've got
