It doesn't matter where you are

for imperfection forever follows

and though all hope here within

'tis oh so truly somewhat hollow


Never matter where you've been

because the flaw's always in back

so hug your perfect imperfection

at all the crossroads on life's map

Evening is upon an old man again

with it came the chaos of needing

chained beside a thorn of wanting

oh what can a soberly old man do?

submit once more to light and love   

I see here in the perfect stillness 

of my quiet, meditative moment


I am the love, honor, and beauty

this grand Universe searches for

There's nothing left for me but writing poetry

it's all there is and everything here mattering

keyboard driven by inspiring, invisible inertia

seeping from my highest brow as ghost sweat

fanned by jolly good intention of spirited grit 

percolating taunt, fresh hot brain cell's desire


Go fuck yourself sung to to the tune of O Christmas Tree

I don't give a rat's ass sung to I'll Be Home For Christmas

I'm rubbing one out sung to Hit The Road Jack

Lying whore sung to the tune of Yesterday

Fucking Hilarious sung to Unforgettable

The low side of my depression is dreadful

like I've been bludgeoned center forehead

with a wickedly medieval, steel spike club

a sharp, pointy nail impaling my forebrain

momentarily not gone but in death's coma

eyes wide flashing terrified astonishments

at the sight of my passage through the veil

What's the secret to writing poetry?

a one and a two the time and breath

then strike emotional authenticities

yes a feeling literally needs to be felt

passion plays; joy, surprise, curiosity

but honestly I find the ughs in angst

and torment effectively read the best

When I throw Omie, a blue-ribbon Hereford bull

one-quarter stack of fresh cut, golden baled hay

his cow cock begins dripping a wet, slimy stream


When I'm munching mango o'er the kitchen sink

hunched over as if in a stand-up, fucking fantasy 

my oral orgasm impulse is dry hump the counter

Tasting Like Popcorn starring My Salted Rice, 

with Evoo as Health Conscious Movie Butters

and Soybean Tofu playing Protein Alternative,

extras casting provided by Veggie Raw Assorts

It's another day to be alive

it's another big day to lose,

one more dawn to win, win

so that's what I will choose!

Pick the car, it drives faster

don't stop, keep on learnin'

free parking it's unblocking

buy hotel set up your office 

passing Go again and again

collecting those 200 poems!

I so wanted everything perfect

but something's never perfect!

I am perfectly okay with it now

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