Waking up in the morning,
with coffees 'pon my mind!
Poems
Write a poem about what makes you happy
professing directive constitutionally sound
I'm so disappointed with Avatar 2
giving sapiens urge to Na'vi teens
revenge plot 'pon Jake Sully weak!
My idea brings evil alien attackers
into unjust wars on Pandora's turf
making humans and natives allies!
Why do we call it pee-pee,
is it because it's not poop?
why do we call it poo-poo,
When 'tis pea-green soup?
Fired up on methane gas
mine orifical flatulence
pumps orally combusted
Love it when you like 'em,
feels meh when you don't
response always welcome,
can't please you if I won't!
If at first you don't poem
pen, pen, then pen again.
If you fall off your poems
get right back on the pen.
Winners do always poem,
and quitters never do pen.
Early birds catch the odes,
tortoises out pen all hares.
By atomic matter light and dark
in Universal cells and molecules
thy yes retort tugs sapient heart
as poetry's affirmative romancer
When multiple Nobel Prize winning astrophysicist
Dr. I. M. Objektiv discovered how to control atomic
energies and weaponized a supercomputer capable
of complete domination over all biological impulse
he ordered the extermination of 7.2 billion humans
The glory days of poetry hath ended
times for hardened quietness begins
as I goggle into a cold eye tyrannical
pie sky liberties remain my only sins
I can forestall my central nervous system's
level or strength of activity by sipping alky
thusly decreasing all my emotional feeling
but I like living a purely human experience
