The Dude's Prayer

All good fathers 

whom art 'pon Earth

cherished be thy name

Thy children hath come

thy will's being be done

here and now honored 'pon Earth

Give us this day our daily nutrition

and forgive us our poor decision making

as we pardon those who have made poor decisions concerning us

But lead us not into anger

and deliver us from misunderstanding

for thine 'tis the family figure

of kindhearted compassion and strength

for ever and ever

Grace