Instant Science Officer School

Mr. Spock knows, Western culture's the joke!

Who's hot who's not, who's high 'pon a coke?

Spock understands all fads turn on the dime,

that entertained masses are evolving behind

In glee and with joy our mob misses the fact!

'Tis naught but trivia neath one's gratify hat?

All Science Officers know our jerkwater fluff,

and train up once, no more nonsensical stuff