Hanging out in Lahaina with my friend Christian Dave
playing games as chess jones, 'pon the sea wall all day
Along comes a kid who thought himself to be gangster
as he lured me with a jibe I waltzed in to challenge her
but I soon looked away, and he kissed me a right cross
moved my jaw with great force, offered up pain-n-loss
Yet my great spirit stepped in, so wonderful her sound
as she went forth high wind, burnt Lahaina to ground!