If I've seen one First Amendment auditor, I've seen them all
and I'm appalled at what I'm seeing as tyranny's disturbing
and this violent sheeple herding goes on sans a broken law!
Why are you policing me, out here doing not one act wrong?
your duties to protect me, moving smooth democracy along
your jobs not to judge me, decide I'm breaching-o-the-peace
our sworn law enforcers must all injustice desist and cease