The Thug in the Rug

The thug in the rug's 'bout a Lil' boy named Paddy

his parents rice poor when along came the Laddie

so up for adaption like them steers sold at auction

and Paddy's new daddy's a big rancher from Austin

All seemed very fine until the day Paddy turned ten

when one of the cowhands who's not a gentlemen

gave the kid a present that'd forever change his life

two gifts of cocaine and one teenaged whore wife

Next came the beers, yes, the youth loved cervezas

and a dozen drunk empties a day donned his mesa

when in the year of thirteen poor Paddy went to rum

his old pal Jesus showed him his firsthand held gun

Well Jesus's wife Lucy had all along serviced El rancho

but with her favorite guy Paddy she decided to only go

this quite angered Jesus and it led to some showdown

where Paddy shot Jesus in a place just outside of town

As almost all patrons in Texas are Anglo-Saxony men

the many rumors of murder and this delinquent Asian

spread fast as does wildfire let loose in high chaparral

when the school's biggest bully next fell to his shrapnel

"Hey, slant-eyed chink!"  Tommy Wilkins shouted out

"let's meet after class near the old corral roundabout

right there in the pit of town's secret chicken fight bell

cos I'm sending you back on a junk straight to hell!"