Test Dummy Chump

I'd never tortured anyone before

hadn't seen it done 

although I understood what it is, yet

I thought fire might be the most excruciating

while ripping off fingernails with pliers

or smashing toes with a ball-peen hammer

also came to mind, however

I stuck with my original idea

and using a little gasoline 

I lit Chump's hand and wrist on fire

Well, he screamed like it might be

the most painful agony humanly unimaginable

then passed out as the flames hit his forearm

When Chump woke up a few minutes later

he began weeping uncontrollably 

and begging me to stop, still

I ignored his pitiful pleas for mercy

and repeated the test on his other hand, only

after crying out once like bloody murder

Chump had a heart attack and died