Take heart my one and only twin
And grab the tiger by the tail
Fear not the cocksure kiss of death
As you make haste upon the sail
Take heart my sure and loyal friend
For life is but a rowboat dream
Fear not the mattress of demise
As you drift gently down the stream
Take heart my true and lasting chum
And face the music with a smile
Fear not the looming Pearly Gates
As you conclude the crowning mile