Sour Grapes

To turn that frown upside down

Put some seltzer down you pants

Be the silly jolly clown

Who delights in song and dance

To play upon seize the day

Toss those tart grapes in the bin

Be the inner child of yay!

Who takes brickbat on the chin

To get those sour grapes to croon

Let giddy whim be your guide

Be the goofy looney tune

Who lets smarting slip and slide