Does not paying online chat girls
one dime mean I'm a skinflint
What makes a cheapskate anyway
Are penny pinchers all the same
Dead cattle barons scudding cutthroat
Branding whores in tatty chambers
Does not having the wampum make
the gush and go alright
Who makes a tightwad after all
Are hunkers and pikers equal rats
Innocent courtesans or rabid harlots
Rooting and fruiting in sexpot land