Royal Pinprick

Please look at our Earth from the moon, you'll see,

one mighty Homo-sapiens beneath an Acacia tree

if you'll look more closely, you'll know that 'tis me

Oh no not him my dears he's the tall, dumb giraffe,

I'm the one on the left, but I'll forgive stupid gaffes

as King of this Earth I wield huge, egotistical staff

so please listen my dears to evil's diabolical laugh