Paging Professor Whitey

Oh, what's the matter with we human beings?

Our brain running modes of pure malfunction

Neanderthal's still here in gray tissue looping,

with destructive crocodilian button functions

Oh, but of all the billions of we Homo-Sapiens'

Caucasian 'tis by millimeter a cruelest savage

yet if we as a species out live a simian's mind,

let Science be our new and conquering adage!