I'm mortified again you see
To think you might be mad at me
I do not want to hurt the lamb
Who bleeds as silent as the clam
I'm mortified I hope you know
To think I dealt another blow
I do not want to make you sore
I do not want this anymore
I'm mortified and must confess
I am the one who made this mess
I do not want to be an ass
But please give me another pass