I'm a heart attack waiting to happen
A blood clot away from fading out fast
I'm worn out and ready for the bone yard
My face a poster for things that don't last
I'm an embolus ready for action
On high angina pectoris alert
I'm so bloated and stiff and arthritic
Like rigid road kill in postmortem dirt
I'm an LAD artery pending
A widow maker made for leave-taking
I'm done for in mind, body, and spirit
My final curtain call in the making