Crazy Coconut's Wishful Stinking

Oh, I'm no longer that idiotic fool

who hurts then burns his bridges

I dropped my nutty, no more being cruddy

and I bloody well won't relapse again!

I'm not that guy who winds up alone

withering away in a broken motel room

I've discovered my stride, yes love's inside

the burning question now 'tis when?

I shan't be that old, pathetic saboteur

destroying all the love he's acquired

why not indeed, I've uncovered my speed

but please tell me this isn't a whim!