Brain Dirtied

Daddy, my science teacher says the Earth's 4.5 billion years old

they don't know anything; Earth's 6.000 years old bible says so!

Mommy, my science teacher says the men that wrote the Bible 

thought the Earth was flat and at the center of all the Universe

well, that teacher doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about

Mommy and Daddy, my science teacher said God's just an idea

that human beings made him up to help our life feel less scary

to explain earthquake, flood, volcanos, tornados, and mortality

Well if that ain't about the stupidest thing I've ever even heard

I'm goin' to your school first thing in the mornin' to tell on him