Angry Amygdala

If as you believe there's only one god

plus he's a he, which is fucking weird

and we're his biggest accomplishment,

why the hell would he make us so small

and put us out in the middle of nowhere?

You go on to claim your god made a son

that needed a human mom but not a dad

and this godchild walked on top of water

and rose up after being dead in his grave

which makes you bat shit crazy my friend

Your religion stated Earth sits in the center

our planet is only six-thousand years young

geographically the world lays as entirely flat

after your alternate facts, science truth came

and enlightened us all to your goddamned lie

Now there're no living god in your fake churches

you've exactly zero direct lines to lords supreme

so, you're a bunch of highly evolved chimpanzees

flailing your hairy arms in anticipation of bananas

fully out of your minds, loony bastards and bitches